Houston Rackets
The Whitney Houston-Bobby Brown matrimony debacle will finally end this month, after a mere fourteen years, one child, three arrests, a thousand punhces, and a million punchlines. To wind it up, Whitney will get full custody of their daughter.
Holy crap. Ponder, if you will, how bad of a father and a human being Bobby Brown must be to lose his child to Whitney "Crack Is Whack" Houston. Bobby must have opened a meth lab in the crib or something.
The Judge in this case had a rough decision. Faced with those choices, I would have given the child to a pack of wolves to raise, or perhaps in the custody of a large fern.
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Heh. This reminds me of the Chris Rock routine about Marion Barry being re-elected mayor of Washington D.C. after being caught smoking crack.
"How bad do you have to be to get beat by Marion Barry? Who was running against him? Someone addicted to Heroin? What was their campaign slogan? 'Don't vote for Crack! Vote for Smack!'"
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