Reid About It

My NFL Draft timeline column is up at my Fistful of Sports site. If you're a sports fan, check it out for the sports humor. If you're not, it's chock-full of other good pop culture references as well. A quick sample...

Sunday: The story breaks that Reggie Bush's family allegedly lived rent-free in an expensive house while he was a student-athlete for USC.

11:05am: Watching from their rent-free luxury mansion, Bush's father is so distraught, he chooses to relax by taking a dip in their champagne-filled swimming pool.

11:18am: FEMA announces they will be making the draft pick for New Orleans. However, they will not be ready to make the decision until October.

11:21am: Reggie Bush's father tries to calm his nerves by taking his solid gold dog for a walk.

12:06pm: Tight end Vernon Davis is shown crying as San Francisco drafts him. ESPN analysts quickly point out that lots of people cry when they join the 49ers.

Check it out at Reid Kerr's Fistful Of Sports.