Oil Pressure
When the most recent war in the Middle East (#2 in a series! Collect them all!) began, one of the protest chants was "No Blood For Oil!" Now, with gas well over three dollars a gallon, I'd like to announce that I am now in favor of blood for oil. In fact, with the hybrid cars not selling well, I propose designing a car that actually runs on blood. I think Fox News will really get behind this one, because Bill O'Reilly would see it as a solution to the immigration problem.
Public response to gas prices is strong and constant, and now finally our government is realizing this is the problem foremost in America's minds. If we have to pay four bucks a gallon for gas, there are no other relevant issues. We don't care about Iraq, the World Bank, or gay marriage.
In fact, if there was a place that offered $1 gas, but was owned by two gay married guys, we wouldn't care. They could come out every day and have sex right by the gas nozzle while we were filling up, and there would still be lines around the block to get to the "Hump & Pump".
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I'm going to have to insist that no one, of any sexual orientation (excluding of course, Antonio Banderas) have sex anywhere near my nozzle. They should go over by the ice thingy.
Yeah, there's always an ice thingy, isn't there? I wonder what kind of profit margin there is in freezing water into little blocks and leaving it, hoping to sell it later at the EZ-Mart.
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