The Fountain Of Juice
You know, I never thought OJ would be the lead story on the news again until he finally died.
Say what you want about OJ, but it looks like he's aging well. Look at the mugshot on the left, from the legendary double-murder booking of 1994. Now, fast forward to the right side, where he was booked in 2007 for multiple felony robbery charges. It seems like he's been taking care of himself. Spending days and nights on the golf course searching for The Real Killers is doing wonders for his complexion.
My question here is about the memorabilia he was supposedly trying to retrieve. Is there really that much of a market for leftover athletic apparel from someone whose NFL career is totally forgotten, and who technically isn't even an infamous criminal? OJ's leftovers are worth about as much as Kato Kaelin's, at this point.
I think it's all a setup. They'll pretend to put OJ in prison, and then when The Real Killers finally come back out of their decade-long exiles to play golf again, the feds will swoop in and grab them.
Justice is served.
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To quote the Amazing & Talented Kevin Simon: "Come on, Reid. You know OJ killed those white people!!!!"
:D
It's been said a million times, but it bears repeating: What goes around comes around.
And how many cliches can I cram into one sentence? Jeeesh.
The years have been kind to his complexion. Me, I wonder how he can sleep at night.
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