BIO
You know, those random internet pass-around email are so much fun, I'll just put some of best answers here. If you ever feel like sending one of those to me, check here first.

Name as it appears on birth certificate: is obscured by a thumb print. I go by Reid Kerr, though.

Nicknames: Rocket, Kerr

Pierced body parts: Left ear, twice. Still. I cling tightly to my 80s background.

Most recent movie you have seen in the theater: That wretched piece of crap Herbie remake with Lindsey Lohan. I took my six-year old daughter, and the only saving grace of the whole experience was that she thought it was lame and poorly written, too.

Eye color: Green, the color of children at play in the fields.

Place of birth: Jennings, LA

Favorite food: Hamburgers.

Ever been to Africa? Nope, although they ask me that everytime I give blood. Have I been to Africa, and have I ever had sex with a man for drugs or money. I don't know what they're trying to imply.

My uncle once: Paid me to demolish a house.

Never in my life: Have I tasted alcohol.

When I was five: I was on my first move. Second if you're pro-life.

Previous Jobs: Radio talk show host, play-by-play man, musician, writer, television sports anchor, comic book shop manahger, commercial spokesman, ne'er-do-well.

High School was: Not nearly as fun as in the movies.

I once met: Roger Clyne, great American storyteller.

There's this girl I know who: Leans forward and touches your arm when you make her laugh.

Do you have a website? Several. I own ReidAboutIt.com, FistfulOfSports.com, TheBlueArea.com, QuestionTheAnswers.com, LivesOfQuietDesperation.com, and my personal favorite, ClownAutopsy.com. Not all are filled in, but I like to collect things. You can also check out my band at TheCaucasianBoys.com.

At a bar: I wind up driving people home.

By noon I'm usually: indoors.

Last night: I finished being part of an 0-10 football season.

Favorite body part: Eyes. Not really, but that's what everybody else will say.

Next time I go to church: it will be for a wedding.

When I turn my head left: I see the set of slippers my mom knitted for me when I was 10. This means I'm not only sentimental, but I had freakishly large feet for a kid.

When I turn my head right: I see my classical guitar, strings badly in need of change. I hate to change strings no matter how bad they get, because I like the feeling of drawing inspiration from the thousands of notes already played.

If I were a character written by Shakespeare: I would know whether or not he was really just Francis Bacon.

By this time next year (December '05): I will be a published author.

I have a hard time understanding: Viagra.

If I'd ever go back to school I would: Study English, concentrating on composition.

You know I like you if: I spend more than 12 seconds on the phone with you.

Take my advice: Because I don't think the same way you do.

My ideal breakfast is: Served at 2pm.

A song I love, but do not have is: Stevie Ray's version of "Little Wing". If I hear it in the car, I will not leave until it's finished.

If you visit my hometown: You should fire your travel agent.

Random fact: On the last episode of Bonanza filmed, Gary Busey played a slow character who died. He originally died with his eyes crossed, but they made him reshoot the scene with his eyes closed.

If you spend the night at my house: Hold down the handle in the front bedroom when you flush.

The world could do without: Common-law marriages.

I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: Lick the asshole of a cockroach. Assuming they have those. What kind of question is this to ask a friend, anyway?

If I do anything well, it's: Write.

And by the way: Get off of your cell phone and actually experience what's going on around you. Stop narrating your life's play-by-play, and look around for a change.

The last time I was drunk: never.

If I were you: I'd blow me.

The best decade to live in is: Going on right now while we talk about the past.

My graduating class is/was: 1988

The best kind of parties are: Soaked with alcohol.

Ten years ago I: Had no idea what was about to happen.

Ever been toilet papering: Of course. And was shot at doing so.

Ever love someone so much it makes you cry? Yes, on a daily basis.

Been in a car accident: Yes. Thus the nickname "Rocket".

Croutons or bacon bits: Both, although that's the only kind of salad I eat.

Favorite day of the week: Saturday

Favorite restaurant? Gaido's in Galveston.

Favorite Flower? Guns N Roses.

Favorite sport to watch: Football

Favorite drink? Chocolate milkshake

Favorite ice cream? Chocolate

Disney or Warner Brothers? Warner Brothers. They exposed me to important things like opera and anarchy.

Favorite Fast Food: Braum's. The hamburgers have that random red sauce on them, and the fries are crinkle cut.

What color is your bedroom carpet: I don't know. I never look down.

How many times did you fail your driver's test? None. Although I did parallel park about twelve feet away from the curb.

Before this one, from whom did you get your last email: Another girl I used to work with.

Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Musician's Friend

What do you do most often when you are bored: Write songs about other people's lives, which are not quite so boring.

Bedtime: 2-3 am.

Favorite TV shows: Scrubs, Arrested Development, Nip/Tuck

Last person you went to dinner with: 1500 of my close friends at a basketball game.

Ford or Chevy: No preference. That's a question for NASCARmadillos, and I ain't one of those.

What are you listening to right now: Demos of my band, The Caucasian Boys.

What is your favorite color: Blue.

Lake, Ocean or river? A good Texas lake. I've never seen the Ocean.

How many tattoos do you have: None