"Come on, seriously," Bob said. "Lemme have them."

"No," Linda said without smiling. "It's been over a year. It's time to make a decision."

"I can't go home without my pants."

"Exactly."

Bob shifted nervously in the passenger seat.

"I called the police before I picked you up, and I reported this car stolen."

Bob's eyes grew wide as a police cruiser rounded the corner.

"They'll arrest us, and everybody will know."

Half-naked, Bob threw open the car door and sprinted through traffic towards his home.

The stunned officer looked at Bob and kept driving.